Me and the gang met up again today, descending on Cerne Abbas for the second time in less than a month.

Each time we go there now I’m expecting to see WANTED posters everywhere. We’re good dogs really, just a bit excitable. Especially when we get together.

Half-sister, Shia, Twiglet, Teazle and me. What a team. In years to come, people will sit around camp fires telling tales of the time me and the guys came to town.

Billy the Kid, they’ll say? Jesse James? Al Capone? The Krays? That’s nothing. We once met the Jacey Gang!